One of the reasons I started writing this little blog that could in the
first place was because my life had become very monotonous and tedious.
Wake up, surf the internet for porn, jerk off, go to work, come home,
surf the internet for porn, jerk off, go to sleep, repeat. Nothing was
really occurring that was of any interest to me and I had just sort of
fallen into a pattern of believing this was what my life was going to
be. Sleep and jerk off for the next 20 or 30 years until I lose control
of my bladder and bowels and die in a home, falling face first into a
bowl of creamed carrots.
