Thursday, March 6, 2014

So Now This Has Happened

One of the reasons I started writing this little blog that could in the first place was because my life had become very monotonous and tedious. Wake up, surf the internet for porn, jerk off, go to work, come home, surf the internet for porn, jerk off, go to sleep, repeat. Nothing was really occurring that was of any interest to me and I had just sort of fallen into a pattern of believing this was what my life was going to be. Sleep and jerk off for the next 20 or 30 years until I lose control of my bladder and bowels and die in a home, falling face first into a bowl of creamed carrots.